I want a Cialis Commercial Guy!

As midlife slinks ever closer, I have been paying more attention to commercials aimed at those my age, specifically the erectile dysfunction drugs, because hey, I’m just entering my prime, right? I mean women my age are called cougars for goodness sakes….I need to know what I’m gonna be working with in the years ahead. I have decided that I want a Cialis commercial guy and to try to avoid the Viagra guys. Here’s why:

The Cialis guys are always doing something with their woman; they play tennis, the row boats, they pump water in the back ground while she walks around the yard of their WOODEN cabin, playing a WOODEN guitar singing a song about the morning (She seems to like morning wood). These guys are romantics, they’ve been out with the guys when they were younger, they did their partying, now they are focused on their woman and they want to spend quality time with her. How sweet is that? Sure, the guys must be semi-retired at least given all the free time they seem to have, but hey, that makes timing your Cialis pretty easy; no worries you’re gonna get stuck with an embarrassing work-boner. And don’t forget the classic commercial where this guy has somehow hauled not one but two claw-foot tubs out onto the hill top or the beach and filled them with a hot bubble bath just to soak outside in nature with her while they hold hands!! These guys are total dreams! You treat your lady like that, guys, and you’re going to need a lot of that Cialis stuff, I promise you! Cialis knows what it’s doing. Men are not going to go to the doctor for erectile help unless someone is making him (or he has a young, hot, new secretary and he’s an asshole but then he’d ask for Viagra as I will explain) and that sweet romantic guy who can’t even focus on his wood-working because his wife is right beside him is selling Cialis to frustrated, married women everywhere.

Meanwhile, on Viagra commercials, the men are out and about doing their own “manly things”. After all, Men know how to get things done. If you’re a manly man, a floppy dick can’t stop you! You go out there and wrangle yourself up some of them little blue pills, Cowboy, and Git-R-Done! Half of these commercials don’t even have women in them. These guys want erections just to prove they’re still real men, I guess. Or else, they’re so wrapped up in how damn cool they are, that they’re taking Viagra just so they can love themselves in every way possible. You won’t see Viagra guys playing tennis with a woman! They’ll be out pitching horseshoes and chewing tobacco. They’re driving home in their big, rugged diesel trucks and maybe while the little woman’s cooking him up some grub, he’ll give her bottom a nice hard squeeze in appreciation. Then, if dinner is tasty and his team wins, she just might get lucky now that his poker buddy, Doc. Smith gave him a sample pack of Viagra.

So, no thanks, Viagra, I’ve been there, done that. I’ll have me a Cialis man. Sure he may be soft, but it’s in all the right places! 😉

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