2016 Misfortune Cookies

Prompt Day #179: Create a list of five horrifying prophecies for a very strange batch of fortune cookies. If any stimulate a story idea, run with it.

 

2016 Misfortune Cookies

 

  • You will go far…on impact
  • A table of five enters, a table of four will leave
  • As I am, so shall you be
  • Your future lies beneath your feet
  • This year will be your year, we’ve saved the best for last
  • Your life is like this cookie, enjoyable but done too soon
  • This fortune is not for you, in fact none of them are
  • Don’t buy any green bananas
  • Your lucky numbers are up
  • Don’t get your hopes up
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