Civilization V

Prompt Day #314: Steal the title of a computer game at random (“Angry Birds”, “Fallout”, “Civilization V” and use it for the title of a horror/crime/sci-fi story that has nothing whatsoever to do with the game’s premise.

First of all, I don’t play video or computer games but my son does and frequently makes me watch him play, so I know a lot of them and I was worried I would let my knowledge of them into the story. So I picked Civilization V because I have no idea what it is about but it made me think of the game Sims and then I began to think of an I Robot kind of sci-fi story but then it turned more into a bad imitation of I Robot so instead I focused on my Sims, Inc. company and all the possibilities for your Biobot and I wrote an advertisement. I know it isn’t what the prompt asks for entirely but I like it and maybe could elaborate in the future.

Civilization V

Or The Future of Love

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